....so let's hear 'em. Those "oh brother" jokes everyone hates.
Here's mine to start:
What'd the pencil say to the paper?
I"m sorry but my details are a little sketchy.

Why did the judge sharpen his pencil in court?
He wanted to make a point.


I don't know exactly how this joke will work out but I know it won't work out to a decimal, a whole number or percent.

So the past, present, and future all walk into a bar. It was tense.

Horse was feeling sad, so his friend asked "Hey why the long face?"

Two nuns walk into a bar and say "ow."

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "we don't serve your kind here." The mushroom replies, "why not? I'm a fun guy."

GET IT.

I see what you did there


Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts...

How did the lollipop cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

X talked to Z and said "Where's Y?"
Z replied "He's coming. His plane just has different coordinates".

What do you call the horse next to you?
Your neighbor

Two men ran into the bank but suffered no serious injuries.

So, this guy and this giraffe walk into a bar, and start ordering drinks. As the night goes on, they get drunker and drunker. Eventually the giraffe has too much and goes 'Whoa, I'm feelin' tipsy', and passes out. Then the goes to leave, and the bartender tells him 'Hey, you can't leave that lyin' there!', the guy turns around and tells him 'What? Lion? That's a giraffe!'.

I used to tell that joke a lot. People didn't like it. I enjoyed the crap out of it.

Doctor, that reminds me of a joke my dad tells ...

A dog walks into a saloon, gruff and weary, with shifty eyes. The bar goes silent. He walks up to the bar, and the bartender asks, "what can I do you for?"

The dog replies, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my pa."

Pa. Paw. I get it, Dad. While you're giggling hysterically I will shake my head.

StarSwirl05 wrote:

X talked to Z and said "Where's Y?" Z replied "He's coming. His plane just has different coordinates".

What did the zero say to the eight?

"Nice belt"

Eerghhh.... hehehe.

Kim Jong-il is Chuck Norris' father. (That was a new one from Monday..)

I wish I was x^3 and you were 3x^2, ...oh... that one might be too dirty for here....

What did one picture say to the other?
"I've been framed!"

GROAN!!!!


What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish