So my friend took me out to dinner to celebrate me finishing my class and what did I find in my salad?

Why, a GIANT FOREIGN INSECT.

It looked up at me.


I looked down at it.


It fell on its back, twitched and died.


I chose not to finish the salad.


note: I am more disturbed at its sudden death, than anything else.

Yeah, well, it's all about the PROTEIN!! Bugs are good for you!!

Er....never mind. I wonder if the salad dressing killed it??

How do you know it was foreign?

Ain't no bug around here that looks like that, far as I know.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! did you complain?

"YOU SERVED ME A POISON SALAD. See? It killed that poor bug."

rosencrantz wrote:

I chose not to finish the salad.

Yeah, but just think you started the salad. What if the lil feller had a buddy?
I can see it all now.
The 2 lil critters were sittin on your plate and they were fighting about eating lettuce and tomatoes and not tater chips and bread crumbs.
The next thing you know the fork comes down and takes one of the little guys up towards your open mouth.
His friend looks up at you and and starts to make this face
the next thing you know his friend climbs free of the lettuce that had become his prision and he started to jump as his friend watched from below
The lil bug left on your plate was watching and wondering if his friend was going to jump
It was to late. Your mouth opened and the other bug screamed as his friend watched in horror
Screams could be heard over the crunching of the lettuce and the lone critter plugged his ears to block out the sounds
Then silence fell across the table and as the little guy looked up at the empty fork, he heard a \"gulp\" and knew his friend was gone and the thought made him sick
Then he thought about it for a minute
Turns out he really didn't like the other bug
In fact he kind of hated him and now that he was gone he was kind of happy about it
So happy infact he broke out in a dance
Then, he was hit with a realization
His friend owed him 5 bucks, and he would never ever see that money
This made the little bug mad, and he kept screamin' I WANT MY @#*&$^# MONEY!!!!!!! THAT #^*& @ DIDN'T PAY ME
He was alone for the first time in weeks, and he was in mourning over his loss. He knew he would never see his friend again, and that *&@^#! would never pay him that 5 bucks back.
He laid down closed his eyes and never opened them again. He was gone for good and there was no bringing him back.

Rocket wrote:

How do you know it was foreign?

LOL, it spoke with an accent and wore clogs made out of peanut shells.

:x that is disgusting.. blah......... im glad you didnt eat the rest -_-

Ewww!!! Blech!!!

Yikes! That would have made mesick as a dog to have seen that.

Great little story BeastOfTheBeauty.

BeastOfTheBeauty wrote:

rosencrantz wrote: I chose not to finish the salad. Yeah, but just think you started the salad. What if the lil feller had a buddy? I can see it all now. The 2 lil critters were sittin on your plate and they were fighting about eating lettuce and tomatoes and not tater chips and bread crumbs. The next thing you know the fork comes down and takes one of the little guys up towards your open mouth. His friend looks up at you and and starts to make this face the next thing you know his friend climbs free of the lettuce that had become his prision and he started to jump as his friend watched from below The lil bug left on your plate was watching and wondering if his friend was going to jump It was to late. Your mouth opened and the other bug screamed as his friend watched in horror Screams could be heard over the crunching of the lettuce and the lone critter plugged his ears to block out the sounds Then silence fell across the table and as the little guy looked up at the empty fork, he heard a \"gulp\" and knew his friend was gone and the thought made him sick Then he thought about it for a minute Turns out he really didn't like the other bug In fact he kind of hated him and now that he was gone he was kind of happy about it So happy infact he broke out in a dance Then, he was hit with a realization His friend owed him 5 bucks, and he would never ever see that money This made the little bug mad, and he kept screamin' I WANT MY @#*&$^# MONEY!!!!!!! THAT #^*& @ DIDN'T PAY ME He was alone for the first time in weeks, and he was in mourning over his loss. He knew he would never see his friend again, and that *&@^#! would never pay him that 5 bucks back. He laid down closed his eyes and never opened them again. He was gone for good and there was no bringing him back. Rocket wrote: How do you know it was foreign? LOL, it spoke with an accent and wore clogs made out of peanut shells.

LOL, Beast you are so horrible, it is great!

I would have been so grossed out! I have had a lady bug in my salad before but nothing to disgusting, needless to say I would have been sick I think if I saw that.

BeastOfTheBeauty wrote:

rosencrantz wrote: I chose not to finish the salad. Yeah, but just think you started the salad. What if the lil feller had a buddy? I can see it all now. The 2 lil critters were sittin on your plate and they were fighting about eating lettuce and tomatoes and not tater chips and bread crumbs. The next thing you know the fork comes down and takes one of the little guys up towards your open mouth. His friend looks up at you and and starts to make this face the next thing you know his friend climbs free of the lettuce that had become his prision and he started to jump as his friend watched from below The lil bug left on your plate was watching and wondering if his friend was going to jump It was to late. Your mouth opened and the other bug screamed as his friend watched in horror Screams could be heard over the crunching of the lettuce and the lone critter plugged his ears to block out the sounds Then silence fell across the table and as the little guy looked up at the empty fork, he heard a \"gulp\" and knew his friend was gone and the thought made him sick Then he thought about it for a minute Turns out he really didn't like the other bug In fact he kind of hated him and now that he was gone he was kind of happy about it So happy infact he broke out in a dance Then, he was hit with a realization His friend owed him 5 bucks, and he would never ever see that money This made the little bug mad, and he kept screamin' I WANT MY @#*&$^# MONEY!!!!!!! THAT #^*& @ DIDN'T PAY ME He was alone for the first time in weeks, and he was in mourning over his loss. He knew he would never see his friend again, and that *&@^#! would never pay him that 5 bucks back. He laid down closed his eyes and never opened them again. He was gone for good and there was no bringing him back. Rocket wrote: How do you know it was foreign? LOL, it spoke with an accent and wore clogs made out of peanut shells.

That was totally awesome. XD!! I giggled in the middle of a public library and people stared. Thanks. =P

BeastOfTheBeauty wrote:

rosencrantz wrote: I chose not to finish the salad. Yeah, but just think you started the salad. What if the lil feller had a buddy? I can see it all now. The 2 lil critters were sittin on your plate and they were fighting about eating lettuce and tomatoes and not tater chips and bread crumbs. The next thing you know the fork comes down and takes one of the little guys up towards your open mouth. His friend looks up at you and and starts to make this face the next thing you know his friend climbs free of the lettuce that had become his prision and he started to jump as his friend watched from below The lil bug left on your plate was watching and wondering if his friend was going to jump It was to late. Your mouth opened and the other bug screamed as his friend watched in horror Screams could be heard over the crunching of the lettuce and the lone critter plugged his ears to block out the sounds Then silence fell across the table and as the little guy looked up at the empty fork, he heard a \"gulp\" and knew his friend was gone and the thought made him sick Then he thought about it for a minute Turns out he really didn't like the other bug In fact he kind of hated him and now that he was gone he was kind of happy about it So happy infact he broke out in a dance Then, he was hit with a realization His friend owed him 5 bucks, and he would never ever see that money This made the little bug mad, and he kept screamin' I WANT MY @#*&$^# MONEY!!!!!!! THAT #^*& @ DIDN'T PAY ME He was alone for the first time in weeks, and he was in mourning over his loss. He knew he would never see his friend again, and that *&@^#! would never pay him that 5 bucks back. He laid down closed his eyes and never opened them again. He was gone for good and there was no bringing him back. Rocket wrote: How do you know it was foreign? LOL, it spoke with an accent and wore clogs made out of peanut shells.

I have just one thing to say about that *points up*

But rosencrantz - that's so disgusting. I wouldn't have finsihed it either!
Jennifer
Magick

Ewwww *cringe*

I would've made a big public display of disgust....that's what they get for trying to feed me a bug!