Ick ick ick!

rosencrantz

BeastOfTheBeauty wrote:

rosencrantz wrote:

I chose not to finish the salad.

Yeah, but just think you started the salad. What if the lil feller had a buddy?
I can see it all now.
The 2 lil critters were sittin on your plate and they were fighting about eating lettuce and tomatoes and not tater chips and bread crumbs.
The next thing you know the fork comes down and takes one of the little guys up towards your open mouth.
His friend looks up at you and and starts to make this face

the next thing you know his friend climbs free of the lettuce that had become his prision and he started to jump as his friend watched from below

The lil bug left on your plate was watching and wondering if his friend was going to jump

It was to late. Your mouth opened and the other bug screamed as his friend watched in horror

Screams could be heard over the crunching of the lettuce and the lone critter plugged his ears to block out the sounds

Then silence fell across the table and as the little guy looked up at the empty fork, he heard a \"gulp\" and knew his friend was gone and the thought made him sick

Then he thought about it for a minute

Turns out he really didn't like the other bug

In fact he kind of hated him and now that he was gone he was kind of happy about it

So happy infact he broke out in a dance

Then, he was hit with a realization

His friend owed him 5 bucks, and he would never ever see that money

This made the little bug mad, and he kept screamin' I WANT MY @#*&$^# MONEY!!!!!!! THAT #^*& @ DIDN'T PAY ME

He was alone for the first time in weeks, and he was in mourning over his loss. He knew he would never see his friend again, and that *&@^#! would never pay him that 5 bucks back.
He laid down closed his eyes and never opened them again. He was gone for good and there was no bringing him back.

;_; my pain has inspired BEAUTY. And I just realized that sounded like your username. Whups.

Snowpony

I probably wouldn't eat at that restaurant again. Poke Tounge