Is the wedding today, the 1st, or tomorrow, the 2nd January please?

Um its as soon as tornado arrives which hopefully will be later Today
*sigh

Do you know this old UK Music Hall Song?

"There was I waiting at the church,
Waiting at the church, waiting at the church
When I found he'd left me in the lurch, oh how it did upset me, boo hoo
All at once he sent me round a note,
Here's the very note
This is what he wrote
Can't get away to marry you today
My wife won't let me!"

OMG that is so funny